Origami Jokes?
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Origami Jokes?
Anyone know any good origami jokes? Or can anyone make one? (Note: Please don't rude comments)
"You say jump, I say no...you say fold, I say how high..."
- spiritofcat
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Re: Origami Jokes?
Jokes about origami, or models that form jokes?
I don't know of any jokes about origami, but Jeremy Shafer has created a lot of amusing models...
I don't know of any jokes about origami, but Jeremy Shafer has created a lot of amusing models...
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there was an origami club near me once, but it had to fold...
Also, http://www.britishorigami.info/fun/orijokes.php
Also, http://www.britishorigami.info/fun/orijokes.php
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Yo momma so stupid she tried folding Ryujin from Tant.
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I hear there's a new Origami channel on TV. I was going to watch it but it's only available on pa(y)per view.
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XD That is hilariousBaltorigamist wrote:Yo momma so stupid she tried folding Ryujin from Tant.
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spiritofcat wrote:Jokes about origami, or models that form jokes?
I don't know of any jokes about origami, but Jeremy Shafer has created a lot of amusing models...
Either One! As a folder like everyone on this site, I know that folding can be really hard on the mind....any jokes or funny models, put them up, or fold them and show a picture! Laugh! It's good for the mind!
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These jokes are so funny, im creased
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I folded a model from barf.cc:
BEHOLD: The Invisible Duck (see image below)
BEHOLD: The Invisible Duck (see image below)
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Re: Origami Jokes?
You know you're an origamist when:
You spend an hour on something you know won't work, end up with a crumpled mess, and call it successful.
You've put a square twist in one of the dollar bills you leave for a tip.
You know what a square twist is.
You know at least three definitions for the initials CP, and two have to do with origami.
Just by touching a sheet of paper, you can judge its potential to become an Ancient Dragon.
You can pronounce names like Akira Yoshizawa and Toshikazu Kawasaki without a second thought.
You've tried folding paper towels.
You hand in your resume in the form of a paper crane.
You can instantly convert inches to centimeters and back with 90% accuracy.
You save all your aluminum foil for when you buy tissue paper.
You ask for rulers and cutting mats for your birthday.
You've actually received one of those.
You haven't bought a present for anyone in years--you just fold them something.
Water is a tool.
You understand how glue and scissors can be important when origami has no cuts and no glue.
You read through all this and chuckled at least once.
You spend an hour on something you know won't work, end up with a crumpled mess, and call it successful.
You've put a square twist in one of the dollar bills you leave for a tip.
You know what a square twist is.
You know at least three definitions for the initials CP, and two have to do with origami.
Just by touching a sheet of paper, you can judge its potential to become an Ancient Dragon.
You can pronounce names like Akira Yoshizawa and Toshikazu Kawasaki without a second thought.
You've tried folding paper towels.
You hand in your resume in the form of a paper crane.
You can instantly convert inches to centimeters and back with 90% accuracy.
You save all your aluminum foil for when you buy tissue paper.
You ask for rulers and cutting mats for your birthday.
You've actually received one of those.
You haven't bought a present for anyone in years--you just fold them something.
Water is a tool.
You understand how glue and scissors can be important when origami has no cuts and no glue.
You read through all this and chuckled at least once.
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Whelp Baltor, that proves it...I am an origamist...actually some call me an origamaniac....
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I was so creased, I wet folded myself from laughter......oh that was a bad one- sorry
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Hmmmm...maybe I should keep my day job.........
"You say jump, I say no...you say fold, I say how high..."