Origami Jokes?

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I've just heard that a group of vandals broke into an origami exhibit and destroyed all the models.

Police are trying to figure out how events unfolded.
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:mrgreen: good one!
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I've got one
My blog : http://blog.naver.com/michael2803
If you check on the leftside, you'll see '전체보기(5)', if you click and go in, you'll see a article that I wrote about tip of humanoid crane.
Fast, isn't it? I took 30pictures and 9per sec, so it almost 3 seconds.
It just like ' Haha You haven't thought it would be this fast , huh? Fold it if you can! :) '
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Here is a recent discussion with my very young Granddaughter:

She looked at origami created for folding something out of green paper and asked: “Hey these are great, could you fold me a frog out of money?”

I looked in my billfold and saw 2 singles and 2 twenties. I knew she would unfold the money and go buy candy so I took out the 2 singles and folded this:

“Oh, Grandpa,” she said, “that Frog is not finished!”

I said with a grin, “Well you know it is not that easy being green.”

“Oh Grandpa”, she said, “That is really bad.”

My grin got bigger and I said, “But making the rest of the Frog, will cost me an ‘ARM and a LEG’.”

“You are just being silly”, she said.

“Yes dear”, I said, “But even if I finished the rest of the Frog, it would still be ‘Income-Pleated’.”
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I just these made these diagrams of a model:
Step 1
Start with a brown and white square with the white side up

Step 2
Crease on the diagonal
........
Step 235
Fold inside out

Step 236
Unfold the model completly

Step 237
Reverse ALL mountain and valley folds

Step 238
Collapse on the crease lines.

Step 239
Finished model.


HHmmm maybe it would've been easier to start with brown side up? :D

And another (real bad) joke:
- What's the hardest thing about origami?
........
- Telling you're parents you're gay.

(Yeah I know last one is a bad joke. Actually comes from "the sopranos", where instead of origami they say skateboarding.... )
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Here's a good one- origami paper
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Here's One:
I Once tried to design an origami crane, it was so dirty that i had to throw it out with a crane truck! :lol:
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What's an origamist's least favorite song?

Papercut.
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From "Linkin Park" right?
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yep!
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Here's one: Why are paperfolders dangerous? They have a black belt in origami... :lol:
And another one: What do you get if you hear too many "Sink" jokes? A "Sinking" feeling! :lol:
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oh, and another good one I made: In my history test, the first question was:

"What Happened in the 771 AD?"
I answered: Satoshi Kamiya made 771 Ancient Dragons. :lol:
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XD
Hi! I'm James, in 7th grade, and an avid paperfolder/writer.
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Another one i made: What do you say when an origami looks fantastic? "Foldantastic!
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