Origami Jokes?

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Another one i made: What do you say when an origami looks fantastic? "Foldantastic"!
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What do you call an origamist from the Philippines?

A manila folder.
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what do origamists hate? Too much thickness
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What do you say to a new origamist?

Welcome to the fold.

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What do a dead origamist and secret computer file have in common?

They're both buried folders.
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well, this isn't really joke but more of a funny story. I brought a few models over a few models to my friends house that he asked me to fold for him.
one was fumiaki kawahata's striped dragonfly made from purple and white tissue foil. the other was a scorpion folded from light brown unryu.
my friends little sister came into the room and saw them. she was stunned. she ran out of the room and the next thing I know, her whole family and half the neighborhood came to see (last part is an exaggeration obviously) and they were all gawking at the models.
I was completely flattered... until one of her family members said "wow, I didn't know that paper bags and gum wrappers could be made into things like this!!!"
she had told them that the scorpion was folded out of a brown paper bag and the dragonfly was a gum wrapper.
they were sort of let down and felt betrayed when I told them that they were both made from higher quality papers....
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The ryujin topic is now ryujin 101.
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Haha, how long have you waited to say that?
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just noticed it today
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Why is the Ryujin musical?

Because it has major scales. :P
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What is more sad than a burning ryujin?

Two burning ryujins.



What is more sad than a ryujin in a trash can?

A ryujin in two trash cans.



What is the difference between a square of kami?

All the sides are the same, especially the center.
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Baltorigamist wrote:What do you call an origamist from the Philippines?

A manila folder.
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What do you call a model that's folded from Kraft paper? "A krafted model!
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Nice one Swapnil!
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why is kraft paper so good at making models?

because kraftwerk
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Haha good one! However, you spelled "kraftwerk" wrong. there should be a "o" instead of "e". :D
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