Now to the topic, me still (unfortunately) being dragged through the uncertain hell that is puberty (I am 15 years old.), I can't say this with a 100% certainty, but I am 99% sure I am straight (and male, but that is 100%

Oh, lastly, thank you for the summation of the laws regarding Libel Gordigami! May it serve as a warning to the unlikely few who might want to exploit topics such as this.