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So my brother and I go in an argument the over day. So which would win in a fight, a flying sparkly whale (it looks like a disco ball all over it), or an ostrich with leathery bat wings, a dragon tale, and laser vision? Feel free to post your own mutant thing that you think would win (don't say Chuck Norris). You can also say what is would do to win. Thanks.

Well, that's an odd question...I think the ostrich would beat the hell out of the whale.

Lasers bounce off the sparkly whale.
Duh...

It will also depend if they are fighting on land or in the sea...

The whale can fly too, so they would fight in the air.

It would be a tie, of course! Both of them are powerful and each one of them has defense to block every one of the opponent's attack.

Now the flying whale wins. An Ostrich can't fly...

But the ostrich has bat wings and bats can fly

The ostrich can fly.

This is really weird, isn't it?

Yup

This is by far the dumbest thing I've ever seen, but I will participate for the fun of it.
Because an ostrich is so large, and because it has such smaller bat wings, it realistically won't be able to fly. Therefore the whale could crush the ostrich with it's weight.

The ostrich can fly, its bat wings are giant.

I'll explain them better, my first attempt was a bit undetailed. The ostrich is a very large male with laser vision that would burn through ten Saturns in half a second, and still have the power to heat your coffee. His bat wings are twice the size needed to lift his weight, and they flap at ten times the speed of Superman flying around the earth to turn back time. He Can run with e speed and power of a semi truck. This ostrich is the ostrich that killed the dinosaurs, just to have lunch. His wings still smoke from the fires of the 9th circle of hell from which he was born. He picks his teeth with the bones of his enemies, yes, he has teeth, big razor sharp ones. His flatulence can level a small village, Pompeii was no volcano. He wears a helmet awarded to him by Sun Tzu for teaching him the art of war. Now that I've introduced him, which do you think would win, this ostrich, or a flying whale with sparkles...sparkles.

Whale would eat ostrich. Duh.