Adding on to the chemistry jokes:
What do you do with a dead scientist?
You Barium!
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What's interesting is that my name is "Raden," so sometimes my science teachers call me "Radon."MotherOfThree wrote:Let me tell you a (pretty lame) chemistry joke:
Yesterday, there was a Radon our local laboratories. Six guys had been Xenon stealing gas bottles with which they Krypton and away. The police said: „Five of the thieves Argon, but one hit his Neon, so we could stop him. Unfortunately, Helium is too noble to cooperate.“
This one is also origami relevant:
Q: "Why is this tesselation so sticky?"
A: "Because it's by MC Escher!"
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Fortunately, I'm pretty sure there won't be any chemical element discovered and named "Adrion" in the next few years.
But what about this one:
"Why can't you see the elephant pattern on Elephant Hide? Because it's in hide!"
And yes, I do like this kind of shallow jokes.
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Wow, I'm surprised to see this topic still persists lol
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What do you call a joke that doesn't have a punchline?
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How about the joke you just said lolBaltorigamist wrote:What do you call a joke that doesn't have a punchline?
that's really clever xD
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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.
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There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
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There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
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What do you call two horses living in adjacent stalls?
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