People's questions about origami

[Mythbuster]

When you fold an origami model there are certain questions people ask you. Now what i wanna know is how you answer them. Here are some examples from my experience:
Person amazed by your origami: "How did you make that?"
You:"Out of paper" or "Easy" or "With my hands"
Person amazed by your origami:"Where did you learn that"
You:(honest)"From books and Youtube" or (pretentious but can be true)"I taught myself"
Person amazed by your origami:"I wouldn't have the patience to do that"
You:"...." or "It's not that hard as people think"

[fold-it-all]

I'm positive that you could pick up a few smart and witty responses to those questions using the "non folders reaction to your origami" thread :
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