Origami Jokes?
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Another one i made: What do you say when an origami looks fantastic? "Foldantastic"!
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What do you call an origamist from the Philippines?
A manila folder.
A manila folder.
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what do origamists hate? Too much thickness
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What do you say to a new origamist?
Welcome to the fold.
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What do a dead origamist and secret computer file have in common?
They're both buried folders.
Welcome to the fold.
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What do a dead origamist and secret computer file have in common?
They're both buried folders.
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well, this isn't really joke but more of a funny story. I brought a few models over a few models to my friends house that he asked me to fold for him.
one was fumiaki kawahata's striped dragonfly made from purple and white tissue foil. the other was a scorpion folded from light brown unryu.
my friends little sister came into the room and saw them. she was stunned. she ran out of the room and the next thing I know, her whole family and half the neighborhood came to see (last part is an exaggeration obviously) and they were all gawking at the models.
I was completely flattered... until one of her family members said "wow, I didn't know that paper bags and gum wrappers could be made into things like this!!!"
she had told them that the scorpion was folded out of a brown paper bag and the dragonfly was a gum wrapper.
they were sort of let down and felt betrayed when I told them that they were both made from higher quality papers....
one was fumiaki kawahata's striped dragonfly made from purple and white tissue foil. the other was a scorpion folded from light brown unryu.
my friends little sister came into the room and saw them. she was stunned. she ran out of the room and the next thing I know, her whole family and half the neighborhood came to see (last part is an exaggeration obviously) and they were all gawking at the models.
I was completely flattered... until one of her family members said "wow, I didn't know that paper bags and gum wrappers could be made into things like this!!!"
she had told them that the scorpion was folded out of a brown paper bag and the dragonfly was a gum wrapper.
they were sort of let down and felt betrayed when I told them that they were both made from higher quality papers....
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The ryujin topic is now ryujin 101.
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Haha, how long have you waited to say that?
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just noticed it today
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Why is the Ryujin musical?
Because it has major scales.
Because it has major scales.
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What is more sad than a burning ryujin?
Two burning ryujins.
What is more sad than a ryujin in a trash can?
A ryujin in two trash cans.
What is the difference between a square of kami?
All the sides are the same, especially the center.
Two burning ryujins.
What is more sad than a ryujin in a trash can?
A ryujin in two trash cans.
What is the difference between a square of kami?
All the sides are the same, especially the center.
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xDDDDDBaltorigamist wrote:What do you call an origamist from the Philippines?
A manila folder.
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What do you call a model that's folded from Kraft paper? "A krafted model!
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Nice one Swapnil!
What's the difference between Origami and Kirigami? At Kirigami you cut the paper, while at Origami the paper cuts you!
What's the difference between Origami and Kirigami? At Kirigami you cut the paper, while at Origami the paper cuts you!
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why is kraft paper so good at making models?
because kraftwerk
because kraftwerk
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Haha good one! However, you spelled "kraftwerk" wrong. there should be a "o" instead of "e".