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Adding on to the chemistry jokes:

What do you do with a dead scientist?
You Barium!
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MotherOfThree wrote:Let me tell you a (pretty lame) chemistry joke:
Yesterday, there was a Radon our local laboratories. Six guys had been Xenon stealing gas bottles with which they Krypton and away. The police said: „Five of the thieves Argon, but one hit his Neon, so we could stop him. Unfortunately, Helium is too noble to cooperate.“
:lol: #-o

This one is also origami relevant:
Q: "Why is this tesselation so sticky?"
A: "Because it's by MC Escher!"
What's interesting is that my name is "Raden," so sometimes my science teachers call me "Radon."
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:D
Fortunately, I'm pretty sure there won't be any chemical element discovered and named "Adrion" in the next few years.
But what about this one:
"Why can't you see the elephant pattern on Elephant Hide? Because it's in hide!"
And yes, I do like this kind of shallow jokes. :P
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Wow, I'm surprised to see this topic still persists lol
It's been a while since I've visited this forum, glad to see it's still good as new!
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What do you call a joke that doesn't have a punchline?
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Baltorigamist wrote:What do you call a joke that doesn't have a punchline?
How about the joke you just said lol
that's really clever xD
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There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

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There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
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What do you call two horses living in adjacent stalls?


Neighbors
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