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Re: Jokes!

Posted: October 18th, 2017, 12:57 am
by NeverCeaseToCrease
Adding on to the chemistry jokes:

What do you do with a dead scientist?
You Barium!

Re: Jokes!

Posted: October 30th, 2017, 1:31 am
by raden_pak_1217
MotherOfThree wrote:Let me tell you a (pretty lame) chemistry joke:
Yesterday, there was a Radon our local laboratories. Six guys had been Xenon stealing gas bottles with which they Krypton and away. The police said: „Five of the thieves Argon, but one hit his Neon, so we could stop him. Unfortunately, Helium is too noble to cooperate.“
:lol: #-o

This one is also origami relevant:
Q: "Why is this tesselation so sticky?"
A: "Because it's by MC Escher!"
What's interesting is that my name is "Raden," so sometimes my science teachers call me "Radon."

Re: Jokes!

Posted: November 5th, 2017, 4:18 pm
by MotherOfThree
:D
Fortunately, I'm pretty sure there won't be any chemical element discovered and named "Adrion" in the next few years.
But what about this one:
"Why can't you see the elephant pattern on Elephant Hide? Because it's in hide!"
And yes, I do like this kind of shallow jokes. :P

Re: Jokes!

Posted: February 2nd, 2018, 4:15 pm
by Swapnil Das
Wow, I'm surprised to see this topic still persists lol
It's been a while since I've visited this forum, glad to see it's still good as new!

Re: Jokes!

Posted: February 2nd, 2018, 4:29 pm
by Baltorigamist
What do you call a joke that doesn't have a punchline?

Re: Jokes!

Posted: February 4th, 2018, 8:21 am
by Swapnil Das
Baltorigamist wrote:What do you call a joke that doesn't have a punchline?
How about the joke you just said lol
that's really clever xD

Re: Jokes!

Posted: May 21st, 2018, 3:55 pm
by binky2819
There are 10 types of people in the world. Those who understand binary and those who don't.

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There are 2 types of people in the world. Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data...
:D

Re: Jokes!

Posted: January 19th, 2019, 1:18 am
by Baltorigamist
What do you call two horses living in adjacent stalls?


Neighbors