a young couple, claire and mister sawyer harry,
drive to the church, in a car; they want to marry.
for they don´t have the traffic in their head,
they are involved in a fatal accident: both are dead!
soon after that (it must have been about half past seven)
they are sitting at the pearly gates, to be processed into heaven;
while waiting (some hours later, it was ten minutes to eleven),
they begin to wonder: "could we possibly get married in heaven?"
and because none of them is very shy,
they ask st. peter - who shows up -, the gate-keeping-guy.
"it´s the first time anyone has asked. i don´t know.
but i will find out. please wait for me, i will go."
so they sat down and waited for an answer there;
they had to wait for months, harry and his claire.
while they waited, they discussed quietly, not loud:
"if our marriage in heaven is allowed,
should we get married? what with the eternal aspect of it all?
if it doesn´t work! are we stuck together forever?", they wondered in fall.
after yet another month st. peter returns and they hear him say:
"yes, you can get married in heaven. that is ok."
"great", says the couple, "but we were wondering right now,
if things don´t work out. can we get divorced somehow?"
st. peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground;
"what´s wrong?", the couple asks, looking frightened around.
"oh, come on!!", st. peter shouts (he is very good to hear),
"it took me three months to find a priest up here!
do you have any idea", he adresses mr. sawyer,
"how long it will take me to find a lawyer???"
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