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Posted: **June 13th, 2009, 2:30 am**

Oh my...

http://www.johnmontrollcandividebyzero.info/

It's cited in his Wikipedia article...

Posted: **June 13th, 2009, 5:10 am**

Ermmm... What?

Posted: **June 13th, 2009, 7:49 pm**

Man that was funny as anything- I loved the pushup one

Posted: **June 13th, 2009, 8:24 pm**

John Montroll has to maintain a concealed weapon license in all 50 states in order to legally wear gloves.

XD

Is Montroll now the Chuck Norris of the origami world?

Posted: **June 13th, 2009, 8:27 pm**

When John Montroll falls in water, John Montroll doesn't get wet. Water gets John Montrolled.

$\:D/$

Posted: **June 13th, 2009, 10:42 pm**

The only reason I am leap-year baby is because John Montroll willed the 29th of February being. Wow. He is amazing.

Posted: **June 14th, 2009, 9:33 am**

John Montroll's tears can cure cancer. Too bad he never cries... ever!

Posted: **June 14th, 2009, 1:53 pm**

Hahahahahaha! That's so cool.

I still can't believe it's not butter....!

Posted: **June 14th, 2009, 4:19 pm**

please stop turning chuck norris jokes into montroll jokes... pleeeeaaaase

Posted: **June 14th, 2009, 5:49 pm**

All records in the Guinness Book of World Records are actually held by John Montroll... the book just tells you how close everyone else has managed to get.

Ok I'm done... I promise

Posted: **June 26th, 2009, 2:35 pm**

Hmm, these jokes are all literally copied from the Chuck Norris ones. Can't really say that this is original.

Posted: **June 26th, 2009, 7:50 pm**

^ Not in the slightest bit original... but still funny

Posted: **August 30th, 2009, 5:52 am**

when his mother went into labor there was no one near, so he attended his own birth!!

with origami skills!!!!!!!!

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John Montroll can divide by zero

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