well, looking through
the Homestar Runner wiki I found that there is a
secret character video. It's
Homsar's!
Dialogue:
(Note: To view Homsar's character video, click "Eject" on the VCR, then click the tape.)
{Page Title: The Hand-Me-Down Clown!!} {Place: The Field}
{The background is upside-down throughout the video, with the blue sky on the bottom of the screen and the green grass at the top.}
HOMSAR: AaAaAaAaAaAaA! Hi, Wonder Mike! I'm Homsar! The captain of the gravy train.
{His bowler hat pops up and turns into a railroad engineer's hat.}
HOMSAR: Climb aboard!
{His hat returns to normal.}
HOMSAR: I've brought my best foot flowered... Pshoooo!
{His hat slides down the back of his head, then snaps back at the end of the sound.}
HOMSAR: Sure beats breaking up with me. Don't look now! I'm just a friendly reminder. AaAaAaAaAaAaA! AaAaAaAaAaAaA!
{While screaming for the second time in a row, he spins around the screen backwards two and a half times. He ends up at the top, upside down.}
HOMSAR: Think I won the Powerball. {His hat pops off, then lands back on his head before the video ends.}