Origami Jokes?

[origamipapermonster]

Two more!

I got 75% of the way through a complicated model and then unfolded it, because the diagrams said to ‘reverse fold.

Why are Oragamians poor poker players? Because they always fold.

[Schmotle]

How many almost deranged folders does it take to screw in a light bulb?


"Thats OK... We'll fold in the dark."

[malifold]

Where can i get diagrams for ryujin ??

[Kafar]

Where can i get diagrams for ryujin ??

In new Satoshi's book, next week

[Baltorigamist]

Hold on, lemme link you to my video tutorial.

[BlueApplePi]

Those aren't jokes....

[Baltorigamist]

They see me foldin', they hatin'.

[chesscuber98]

Those aren't jokes....

They made me laugh

[Joe the white]

What would be a popular title for a movie on wetfolded origami?
"Water for Elephant Hide"

I have some jokes about grains, but they're nearly as corny as that.

[BlueApplePi]

Those aren't jokes....

They made me laugh

Whate'er floats yer boat...

[Harpseal]

There must be a "how many origamists does it take to change a light bulb" joke. The first (boring) answer i thought of was: one, but it takes a sh**l**d of paper.

[origamipapermonster]

Just came across this one:
Origami was invented by a young Japanese child trying to hide his report card.

[chesscuber98]

Baltorigamist forgot to provide the link!!

here it is
http://youtube.com/ryuzin3.5

[cowburger13]

XD That is hilarious!

[Baltorigamist]

The forum fudged out my link.