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The Neo-update
Posted: November 2nd, 2011, 3:52 am
by Gerardo
Hi, I'm Gerardo and this are the latest news.
Loriot was discovered by the police carrying a secret message. The message was hidden inside a suspicious looking
envelope, according to the head of police. The police believes the message was sent by the known bandit
Kelinci "The Rabbit" and was sent to AKA
The Puppy. Japanese cryptographer
Koï declares that "
Abe", the statue valued by critics as
out of this world, which is part of the private collection of your majesty
King Cobra, might be in danger.
Policemen asks everyone to report any suspicious movement related with this matter.
Thank you for watching the Neo-update... have a good night.
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: November 9th, 2011, 3:50 pm
by Gerardo
Good night, I'm Gerardo. Welcome back to the Neo-update
In our sports section,
Gorilla the boxer, knocked out the bold
Zebrafish. When interviewed in the locker room, he simply declared being very
happy cause of the stars he made his opponent see. When he was asked from where does he get all his power,
The Gorilla manifested being something like a receptacle, something similar to a
box, that like the pyramids, it receives all the energy from the sun. Wherever he gets his power, we're all very happy with his victory, specially one man who celebrated by dancing
twist and boxed at the same time. It was his trainer, the retired boxer Ayam "
The Rooster" Jago.
More after this commercial brake.
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: November 16th, 2011, 8:14 pm
by Gerardo
Welcome once more to the Neo-update, I'm Gerardo and this are the latest news:
In our entertainment segment, the arrival of a
horse with its rider inaugurated the beauty pageant to crown
Miss Pumpkin 2011. It seemed like a fairy tail as the prince came riding on his horse acompanied by the winner of last year's pageant. Nevertheless, preparing the stage for such an effect was no magic trick. Months of preparation were needed as well as the use of heavy equipment, including various
bulldozers, to construct this fantasy stage. We owe this magna event to the vegetable tycoon, Mr. Bekantan. Don't forget that the event started when Bekantan wanted to find a better image for his products; as he once humorously said: "No one wants to see this
long-nosed monkey in the label of a delicious pumpkin". When the new Miss Pumpkin was crowned, docens of
swans, that made look like a
simple bird the yellow
tit, soar through the air.
Congratulations Miss Pumpkin 2011!
That's all for tonight. Don't forget that you'll always find us here in our favorite channel.
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: November 23rd, 2011, 4:30 pm
by Gerardo
Welcome once more to the Neo-update, I'm your anchor: Gerardo.
In our scientific note, a great discovery that will change the world for ever: the abominable snowman, or simply
yeti, exists! A native from the area said: "I was reading an interesting article on «
Posting vs. Publishing» when I saw it... all that savage hair and its disproportionate arms. I thought I wouldn't live to tell the tale"! Evidence of this mysterious creature has appeared since forgotten times. Doctor Kiwa Hirsuta explains to us: "From the mythical
rabbit civilization, forgers of the legendary
Four Leaf Tray, we've found representations of this unknown being. Also, many leagues away and at the bottom of the sea, we've found more proof of its existence within the art of the lost
elephant tribe. To rescue the different pieces, such as its famous
Crane Rosette, a
submarine was needed for the expedition".
This proofs it, we aren't alone in this world and we'll never look at it the same way again.
To the yeti and all of you: don't stop watching us here in our favorite channel.
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: December 7th, 2011, 11:38 pm
by Gerardo
And after a brief break we're back with the news. I'm Gerardo, your anchor, and this is today's story:
Bad looking accident in the coast, two vehicles crashed. Fortunately only three were injured with light wounds. The first vehicle was driven by a
bat accompanied by a
zoo-plankton. Both drove a
Volkswagen beetle. They crashed an
owl which was also driving. Luckily
Eagleman came flying to the scene and rescued the three before it was too late. Up to now, no one has been able to come up with an explanation as to how the Volkswagen was able to crash against a
SUBMARINE. The police doesn't discard the possibility of it all being sabotage, suspecting of our superhero's archenemy, the ruthless
Three Crane Dragon.
Thank you for saving the day Eagleman. And that's it for today... have a good night.
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: December 15th, 2011, 2:33 am
by Gerardo
And we're back with more news. This is Gerardo saying hello with the following note:
In the sports section... the 2011 underwater billiards tournament began. Mon "The
Monkey" Yet is people's choice for this tournament, a
billiard player who defeated the intrepid Dani "
Wild Flower" Vidal. A state of the art
submarine was needed to make this underwater event happen; it even includes an automatic
box with side blades for increased stability. In an exclusive interview with Mon, he offered us the following words: "Dani has a lot of precision with her movements, but at the end I was able to
behead that little angel".
Keep on enjoying this tournament, which takes place around
Lion Island, here in your favorite channel.
Good bye for now and thank you for watching.
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: December 28th, 2011, 4:48 am
by Gerardo
NEWS FLASH! The responsible of the dinosaur genocide has been discovered!
The authorities made the following statement: "It's definitely not a
regular and sweet story. In the land of the
dimetrodons, up from
grace, some stars fell on earth killing the
triceratops and the rest of the
mighty beasts. The poor creatures were nothing more than
yeti crabs against the immense power of the asteroids. As a consequence of the action of this soulless asteroids, the
Boogie Man has stolen their poor souls".
Finally, this mysterious case has been closed.
I'm Gerardo saying "and what happened with the submarine of this news report!".
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: January 2nd, 2012, 3:24 am
by Gerardo
Good night, this is Gerardo with the first news of the year.
A crime of passion took two new lives early this morning. John
Beaver, 29 years old, send
flowers to a lady breaking the
peace in the neighborhood. The flower's destination were the hands of the beautiful Urilia
Tapir, 21 years old woman. Mr. Casirius
Sea Turtle, 52 years old, "owner" of the neighborhood and fiance of the lady in question, with a
broken heart due this offense, slapped Beaver with the fin challenging him to a duel. Just like in a shakespearean play, such was the luck of this discording trio that before the first ray of the daylight, Urilia Tapir saw both duelists alive for the last time.
Our guest psychologist will talk about the subject of crimes of passion ... right after this messages from our sponsors.
...
I wish you a 2012 full of meaningless news!
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: January 2nd, 2012, 1:10 pm
by Harpseal
What on earth's this?
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: January 3rd, 2012, 5:36 pm
by Gerardo
Harpseal wrote:What on earth's this?
HAHAHA
... it's just an update of models and articles posted in the Neorigami blog
. What did you think it was?
Thanks for your reply Harpseal
.
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: January 4th, 2012, 9:23 am
by TheRealChris
visually it just looks like any kind of advertising spam
its really true, with all those links it would be blocked by my spam filter
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: January 4th, 2012, 12:05 pm
by topsu
TheRealChris wrote:visually it just looks like any kind of advertising spam
its really true, with all those links it would be blocked by my spam filter
I had a spam link advertising problem yesterday, for the first time! (They appeared everywhere) I got quite pissed before actually getting the courage to click one of the links in the thread.
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: January 4th, 2012, 6:03 pm
by Gerardo
TheRealChris wrote:visually it just looks like any kind of advertising spam
its really true, with all those links it would be blocked by my spam filter
You're totally right
! We could say it's origami spam. I am kinda advertising a blog with all those links.
I just hope you (The RealChris, topsu, Harpseal & everyone else that reads this) like some of the advertised models and articles, maybe even one of the meaningless news reports.... at least a little
. It's an effort but I enjoy writing (THANKS HARPSEAL FOR CORRECTING ME) them.
Thank you all for your thoughts.
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: January 5th, 2012, 1:47 am
by topsu
I like the way you're doing it! It's creative and funny.
Re: The Neo-update
Posted: January 5th, 2012, 6:55 pm
by Harpseal
Creative and funny are the two best things ever in anything to put together! It's Writing, not Writting. I can see why you enjoy writing (not writting) them, it must be very easy with constant adverts on the news and posters and stuff all over the place in all those urban bits of the world.