Origami Jokes?

[TheUnChosenOne]

What did the origamist say when his friend asked him if he could fold ryujin?

I tant!

HAHA that wasnt really funny huh?

[redheadorigami]

Im folding over in laughter over these.

[Baltorigamist]

What did the man say to the insecure Tant origami model?

"I know you're a little thick, but don't get torn up over it."

[TheUnChosenOne]

Here's a modification:
What did the kami origami model say to the insecure tant origami model?
"I know you're a little thick, but don't get torn up over it."
What did the tant model say back to the kami model?
"Me? Torn up? Compared to you? HAHAHAHAHA!"

[chesscuber98]

OK!
Non Folder: Are you folding a crane?(while looking at the Ancient dragon)

[chesscuber98]

You know you're an origamist when:

You spend an hour on something you know won't work, end up with a crumpled mess, and call it successful.
You've put a square twist in one of the dollar bills you leave for a tip.
You know what a square twist is.
You know at least three definitions for the initials CP, and two have to do with origami.
Just by touching a sheet of paper, you can judge its potential to become an Ancient Dragon.
You can pronounce names like Akira Yoshizawa and Toshikazu Kawasaki without a second thought.
You've tried folding paper towels.
You hand in your resume in the form of a paper crane.
You can instantly convert inches to centimeters and back with 90% accuracy.
You save all your aluminum foil for when you buy tissue paper.
You ask for rulers and cutting mats for your birthday.
You've actually received one of those.
You haven't bought a present for anyone in years--you just fold them something.
Water is a tool.
You understand how glue and scissors can be important when origami has no cuts and no glue.
You read through all this and chuckled at least once.

Really Good!

[Baltorigamist]

So a sheet of Tant decided to start a weight loss program. Now it's a sheet of kami.

[BlueApplePi]

I have finally made a Jeremy Shafer's Origami Carbon Atom....you can too- need: 1 sheet of invisible paper....
You can do anything with invisible paper.....

[BlueApplePi]

OK!
Non Folder: Are you folding a crane?(while looking at the Ancient dragon)

yea...I fold my mom stuff- she thought my crane was a goldfish....

Not to mention I have folded over 1000 cranes....I would think she would know

[chesscuber98]

So a sheet of Tant decided to start a weight loss program. Now it's a sheet of kami.

A piece of tissue went to its gradma's house
well it came back as elephant hide

[loganorigami]

A boy once tried to precrease the ryujin, he collapsed halfway through.

[Baltorigamist]

You know why people like the Ryujin? Because it's skinny and horny.

[cowburger13]

XD HA HA! Best joke yet!

[malifold]

novice folder seeing a color-change zebra: Wow, you got that printed paper to work out great!

[StarOrigami]

What do you call it when your significant other keeps you up all night while asleep? Snore-igami.