Here's a modification:
What did the kami origami model say to the insecure tant origami model?
"I know you're a little thick, but don't get torn up over it."
What did the tant model say back to the kami model?
"Me? Torn up? Compared to you? HAHAHAHAHA!"
"No problem is so big or complicated that it can't be run away from."
--Charles Schulz
Baltorigamist wrote:You know you're an origamist when:
You spend an hour on something you know won't work, end up with a crumpled mess, and call it successful.
You've put a square twist in one of the dollar bills you leave for a tip.
You know what a square twist is.
You know at least three definitions for the initials CP, and two have to do with origami.
Just by touching a sheet of paper, you can judge its potential to become an Ancient Dragon.
You can pronounce names like Akira Yoshizawa and Toshikazu Kawasaki without a second thought.
You've tried folding paper towels.
You hand in your resume in the form of a paper crane.
You can instantly convert inches to centimeters and back with 90% accuracy.
You save all your aluminum foil for when you buy tissue paper.
You ask for rulers and cutting mats for your birthday.
You've actually received one of those.
You haven't bought a present for anyone in years--you just fold them something.
Water is a tool.
You understand how glue and scissors can be important when origami has no cuts and no glue.
You read through all this and chuckled at least once.
I have finally made a Jeremy Shafer's Origami Carbon Atom....you can too- need: 1 sheet of invisible paper.... You can do anything with invisible paper.....
"You say jump, I say no...you say fold, I say how high..."
What do you call it when your significant other keeps you up all night while asleep? Snore-igami.
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